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- Material: 100% Cotton
- Fabric Weight: 300 GSM / 8.8 OZ
- Fit: Oversized / Unisex
- Neckline: Round Neck / Crew Neck
- Sleeve: Short Sleeve
- Shoulder: Dropped Shoulder
- Thickness: Moderate
- Style: Casual / Sporty / Street
- Machine wash cold on gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron low if needed
- Do not iron directly on the print
- Do not dry clean
Shipping
- $5.99 U.S. shipping under $70
- FREE U.S. shipping on orders $70+
- FREE U.S. shipping on 2+ items
- Printed in 1–7 business days, then ships in 7–10 business days (8–17 business days total)
- Tracking provided by email
30-Day Size Exchanges
Need a different size? Request a size exchange within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition. Contact hello@wearcaption.com before sending anything back; return shipping is paid by the customer. Made-to-order pieces can't be returned for a change of mind. See our Return Policy for full details.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us at hello@wearcaption.com with your order number and photos so we can make it right.
BEING THE ELDEST ISN'T AN AGE TEE
Being the oldest was never just about age. It was the role, the responsibility, and the path you cleared for everyone after you.
The family reunion. Your younger sibling's graduation. Any holiday where you're quietly running the whole thing again.
Guaranteed safe checkout
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Fabric Weight: 300 GSM / 8.8 OZ
- Fit: Oversized / Unisex
- Neckline: Round Neck / Crew Neck
- Sleeve: Short Sleeve
- Shoulder: Dropped Shoulder
- Thickness: Moderate
- Style: Casual / Sporty / Street
- Machine wash cold on gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron low if needed
- Do not iron directly on the print
- Do not dry clean
Shipping
- $5.99 U.S. shipping under $70
- FREE U.S. shipping on orders $70+
- FREE U.S. shipping on 2+ items
- Printed in 1–7 business days, then ships in 7–10 business days (8–17 business days total)
- Tracking provided by email
30-Day Size Exchanges
Need a different size? Request a size exchange within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition. Contact hello@wearcaption.com before sending anything back; return shipping is paid by the customer. Made-to-order pieces can't be returned for a change of mind. See our Return Policy for full details.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us at hello@wearcaption.com with your order number and photos so we can make it right.
Sizing Chart
WearCaption Heavyweight Tees
Sizing Chart
Oversized by design, with dropped shoulders and a structured heavyweight drape. Measurements below are of the garment itself, laid flat.
| Size | Length | Shoulder | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.95″71 cm | 19.68″50 cm | 20.87″53 cm | 8.66″22 cm |
| M | 28.74″73 cm | 20.87″53 cm | 22.05″56 cm | 8.86″22.5 cm |
| L | 29.53″75 cm | 22.05″56 cm | 23.23″59 cm | 9.06″23 cm |
| XL | 30.31″77 cm | 23.23″59 cm | 24.41″62 cm | 9.25″23.5 cm |
| 2XL | 31.10″79 cm | 24.41″62 cm | 25.59″65 cm | 9.45″24 cm |
Between sizes, or prefer a regular fit instead of the oversized cut? Size down.
How to Measure
- 1Length — Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the collar to the hem.
- 2Shoulder — Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the sleeve on one side to the other side.
- 3Chest — Measure from the stitches below the armpits on one side to the other.
- 4Sleeve length — Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the armhole to the cuff.
How It Fits
Oversized by design · Dropped shoulders · Relaxed sleeves · Unisex silhouette
5′5″ / 125 lbs wears S · 5′7″ / 170 lbs wears M · 6′1″ / 190 lbs wears L
WEAR IT PUBLICLY.
CAN'T SAY IT DIRECTLY.
WEAR IT PUBLICLY.
CAN'T SAY IT DIRECTLY.
WEAR IT PUBLICLY.
CAN'T SAY IT DIRECTLY.
WEAR IT PUBLICLY.
CAN'T SAY IT DIRECTLY.
ONE SHIRT. TWO VERSIONS OF THE TRUTH
THE FRONT
THE BACK
WHY THIS TEE FEELS DIFFERENT
100% COTTON
300 GSM HEAVYWEIGHT
OVERSIZED FIT
