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OUT OF OFFICE TEE

OUT OF OFFICE TEE

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"There is a massive difference between leaving your desk and actually being left alone. 'Out of Office' is just a polite suggestion to corporate vultures. 'Out of Reach' is a threat. This is for the people who realize that if you don't fiercely guard your personal peace, the world will happily bleed you dry."

[ Do not proceed if you still check your work email from bed. ]

The first time you set the out-of-office reply, it felt like lying.

You wrote it, hit send, and then immediately opened your inbox to check if anything came in.

That's where you are with rest. You give yourself permission officially, in writing and then find seventeen ways to override it. The boundary lives in your auto-reply. Your actual nervous system didn't get the memo.

"Out of office" is the polite greenlight you gave yourself. "Out of reach" is the version where you actually mean it. Where the work stops at the door. Where the silence is finally for you.

This file is built for the version of you that is finally ready to disconnect.

This is not a novelty t-shirts. Our T-shirt are psychological release valves. The front is the socially acceptable boundary. The back is the uncompromising truth.

  • Front: OUT OF OFFICE [ PERSONAL GREENLIGHT. ] The polite suggestion you give the world.
  • Back: OUT OF REACH [ WORK STOPS HERE. ] The uncompromising rule you enforce for yourself.

Let the heavy-weight fabric do the heavy lifting. You've earned the silence. Now wear it.

300 GSM heavyweight cotton. Oversized fit. Screen-printed front and back.

 Free US shipping. Return it if it's not yours full refund, no questions.

Four green outline feature icons on a white background with text: cotton, 300 GSM, oversized fit, and built to last.
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P.S. Think about the next time you have to walk into a crowded room, a family gathering, or a forced social event. Imagine the quiet, untouchable confidence of knowing you are wearing the brutal truth right on your back. Pick your statement, grab your size, and stop pretending you are "fine."

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FIT & SIZE

Relaxed unisex fit with a streetwear feel. Tees are oversized with dropped shoulders and a structured drape.

For tees, choose your usual size for the intended roomy fit, size down for cleaner proportions, or size up for extra volume.

Available tee sizes: S-2XL.

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FABRIC & CARE

Premium heavyweight garment with a substantial feel and a smooth print surface.

  • Made to order
  • Front and back print
  • Structured feel

Care:

  • Machine wash cold on gentle cycle
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Iron low if needed
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • Do not dry clean
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SHIPPING & RETURNS

Made to order and shipped with tracking.

U.S. shipping:

  • $5.99 shipping under $75
  • Free shipping over $75
  • Buy 2+ items and shipping is on us

Unworn items can be returned within 14 days of delivery. If your order arrives incorrect or not up to standard, contact us within 7 days with your order number and photos so we can take care of it.

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THE CAPTION

The front makes the boundary sound polite. The back makes it real: no more emotional availability just because the phone is on.

OUT OF OFFICE TEE

OUT OF OFFICE TEE

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PRIVATE DOESN'T MEAN UNSAID. [ IT JUST GOES ON THE BACK. ]

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