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WE SHOULD CATCH UP TEE

WE SHOULD CATCH UP TEE

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"It's the ultimate modern lie: 'Let's get together soon!' Both of you say it. Both of you nod. And both of you know absolutely damn well that neither of you is going to send a calendar invite. It's the polite drift. Let's stop pretending we're offended by the distance, and start celebrating the mutual avoidance."

[ Do not proceed if you are still sending "we should hang out" texts you don't mean. ]

It's not that anyone decided to stop.

There was no blow-up fight. No dramatic conversation. No final break.

Just a slow, quiet accumulation of weeks where neither of you reached out first. Where the time between messages got longer, and nobody mentioned it.

Where "we should catch up soon" got sent again, received warmly, and answered with absolutely nothing scheduled.

That's what the drift looks like. It doesn't feel like a choice. It just quietly becomes one. You'd both pick up immediately if the other called.

It's just that nobody called.

This file is built for the version of you that is finally done forcing it.

This is not a novelty t-shirts. Our T-shirt are psychological closure. The front is the polite societal reflex. The back is the unvarnished reality.

  • Front: WE SHOULD CATCH UP [ THEY KEPT SAYING. ] The intention, repeated ad nauseam.
  • Back: NOBODY BOOKED THE DATE [ THE DRIFT WAS REAL. ] What actually happened.

Let the heavy-weight fabric do the heavy lifting. You don't need to send another fake calendar invite. Just wear the truth and let it go.

300 GSM heavyweight cotton. Oversized fit. Screen-printed front and back.

Free US shipping. Return it if it's not yours full refund, no questions.

Four green outline feature icons on a white background with text: cotton, 300 GSM, oversized fit, and built to last.
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P.S. Think about the next time you have to walk into a crowded room, a family gathering, or a forced social event. Imagine the quiet, untouchable confidence of knowing you are wearing the brutal truth right on your back. Pick your statement, grab your size, and stop pretending you are "fine."

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FIT & SIZE

Relaxed unisex fit with a streetwear feel. Tees are oversized with dropped shoulders and a structured drape.

For tees, choose your usual size for the intended roomy fit, size down for cleaner proportions, or size up for extra volume.

Available tee sizes: S-2XL.

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FABRIC & CARE

Premium heavyweight garment with a substantial feel and a smooth print surface.

  • Made to order
  • Front and back print
  • Structured feel

Care:

  • Machine wash cold on gentle cycle
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Iron low if needed
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • Do not dry clean
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SHIPPING & RETURNS

Made to order and shipped with tracking.

U.S. shipping:

  • $5.99 shipping under $75
  • Free shipping over $75
  • Buy 2+ items and shipping is on us

Unworn items can be returned within 14 days of delivery. If your order arrives incorrect or not up to standard, contact us within 7 days with your order number and photos so we can take care of it.

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THE CAPTION

The front sounds like a plan. The back is the audit: the friendship kept saying later until later became the whole relationship.

WE SHOULD CATCH UP TEE

WE SHOULD CATCH UP TEE

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CAN'T SAY IT DIRECTLY.
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WEAR IT PUBLICLY.
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CAN'T SAY IT DIRECTLY.
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WEAR IT PUBLICLY.
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CAN'T SAY IT DIRECTLY.
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WEAR IT PUBLICLY.
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CAN'T SAY IT DIRECTLY.
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WEAR IT PUBLICLY.
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CAN'T SAY IT DIRECTLY.
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WEAR IT PUBLICLY.
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CAN'T SAY IT DIRECTLY.
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WEAR IT PUBLICLY.
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CAN'T SAY IT DIRECTLY.
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WEAR IT PUBLICLY.
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CAN'T SAY IT DIRECTLY.
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WEAR IT PUBLICLY.
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PRIVATE DOESN'T MEAN UNSAID. [ IT JUST GOES ON THE BACK. ]

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